corrupt a wish game

by **Capn-chronic** Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:14 pm

corrupt a wish game. for those who are not familiar with this game you corrupt the persons wish above you and make your own
here is an example

me: i wish i was a millionaire

next person:granted but you lose it all to government taxes and are left with 20 dollars. i wish i could fly..

and so on

by **Capn-chronic** Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:16 pm

i wish i had x-ray vision

by **Steal** Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:44 pm

Capn-chronic wrote:i wish i had x-ray vision

Yes, however you'll die in one month due to the radiation.

I wish I was the goddess of the new world. queen

by **Capn-chronic** Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:52 pm

granted your destroyed by an evil god/godess

i wish i could turn into energy on command

by **hailtothethief** Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:53 pm

But since energy has little mass, you quickly decompose into photons. I wish my dick was bigger.

by **Capn-chronic** Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:55 pm

granted but it becomes so huge no one will do it with you

i wish i was world leader

by **Steal** Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:20 am

Yes, but you're the leader of the world Mercury.

I wish I could blow someone up WITH MY MIND.

queen

by **Capn-chronic** Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:08 pm

granted but you lose control and blow up everyone now you are ever so lonely

i wish i had a police radio

by **blazer** Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:07 pm

granted they catch you with it and you are exicuted on the spot.
I wish that I had a mustang(car)

by **Capn-chronic** Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:13 pm

granted but it's stolen and you go to jail

i wish i had a cool glass of water . how could you fuck that up?

by **blazer** Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:57 pm

granted, but the glass breaks and your cool water spills onto the ground.
I wish for peace on earth

by **HippieTrippie** Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:54 pm

Granted but with peace, the world overpopulates and you die from lack of resources.
I wish I was the best guitar player ever.

by **blazer** Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:30 pm

granted, but you break all your strings and there are no more to buy
i wish i had an xbox360

by **hailtothethief** Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:12 pm

Unfortunately, your xbox360 turns out to be a secret weapon of a renegade black ops collective of the Russian government. They do things to you that I can't even mention on this forum to prevent you from exposing them.

I wish that there was no more starvation in africa.

by **Capn-chronic** Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:43 pm

granted but they eat so much they get diabetes

i wish my car was a lamborghini

by **blazer** Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:02 am

granted, but you have no engine bucause someone stole it while you were sleeping.
I wish it was Saturday

by **Capn-chronic** Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:54 am

granted but the shift in time fucks up humans dna you spend saturday with a bunch of flesh eating lizards

i wish i had the suit from the movie iron man

by **Steal** Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:51 am

Yes, however you can't wear it as it isn't in your size.

I wish I was a reverse-mermaid (upper body of a fish, lower body of a woman)

queen

by **blazer** Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:42 pm

Granted, but you die because you can't breate on land, and because you have the brain of a fish you do not realize this until it is too late.

I wish I had some barq's root beer. I love that stuff

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