Statistics
We have 29 registered usersThe newest registered user is amici2003
Our users have posted a total of 475 messages in 151 subjects
Latest topics
when the fly drops five inches
Page 1 of 1
when the fly drops five inches
A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly, dropping five inches each time. A fish sees it and decides it will jump and catch it when it drops.
A bear sees the fish and decides it will get the fish when it jumps.
A hunter with a cheese sandwich in his pocket sees the bear and waits for it to go for the fish to shoot it.
A mouse sees the cheese sandwich and decides to wait for the hunter to shoot so that the sandwich will fall and he can get it.
A cat sees the mouse and decides to wait for it to go for the sandwich to jump and catch it.
So, the fly drops, the fish jumps, the bear goes for it, the hunter shoots, the sandwich falls, the mouse goes for it, and the cat jumps, but he misses and goes into the water.
The moral of the story: when the fly drops five inches, the pussy gets wet.
A bear sees the fish and decides it will get the fish when it jumps.
A hunter with a cheese sandwich in his pocket sees the bear and waits for it to go for the fish to shoot it.
A mouse sees the cheese sandwich and decides to wait for the hunter to shoot so that the sandwich will fall and he can get it.
A cat sees the mouse and decides to wait for it to go for the sandwich to jump and catch it.
So, the fly drops, the fish jumps, the bear goes for it, the hunter shoots, the sandwich falls, the mouse goes for it, and the cat jumps, but he misses and goes into the water.
The moral of the story: when the fly drops five inches, the pussy gets wet.
Capn-chronic- Admin
- Number of posts : 204
Age : 30
Registration date : 2009-01-22
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|
Mon May 11, 2009 7:55 pm by blazer
» The Worst?
Sat May 09, 2009 11:17 am by blazer
» Americas government is corrupt
Sat May 09, 2009 11:08 am by blazer
» Preferences?
Sat May 09, 2009 11:00 am by blazer
» Most you've smoked in a single sitting?
Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:28 pm by wu-soldier
» If you were going to
Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:26 pm by wu-soldier
» worst experience with drugs
Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:45 pm by HippieTrippie
» School pranks
Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:50 pm by blazer
» corrupt a wish game
Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:42 pm by blazer