masturbation(the joy of whaking it)

share your stories

no need to go into further details but toothpaste hurts like a bitch and so does purell

Hand sanitiser? WTF?! Shaveing cream is nice, but be careful, if you have open cuts from trimming it will hurt like a bitch. Or just in a sock

Considering as i've never masturbated, I don't have any stories of mine to post.

However, I have heard that someone I know (or rather knew, this was two years ago) once tried to whack off with watered down sprite. I was like - '...what?'

Ok, so this is a little off topic, but at the same time on topic.
I was bored one day and so I typed in masturbation into google. I looked up the health factor of it.
Masturbating has no ill effects on the body, mind, or being. It is simply having intercores with self stimulation. No loss of eye sight, no sensitivity loss, no nothing. In fact, it is said to be healthy.
Face it, everyone does it, but now you know

I lie prone (facedown) on the floor wearing sweatpants and grind it out. Cleaner hands this way, feels more natural.

However you need to point it inferior (down) which is the opposite direction you usually have it. I think it makes it more flexible.

There are sites railing against this thing, they think it makes you take longer to ejaculate with IRL. I don't really understand why that's bad? I enjoy it.