If I can't have telcommunications, I call this one!

Not asking for modship, just stealing my own forum:



since you have like a billion different forums, I call this one.

This is my forum

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My forum is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My forum without me is useless. Without my forum, I am useless.

I must post my threads true.

I must post more diligant than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

I must post him before he bans me. I will...

My forum and myself know that what counts in intranets is not the post count we rep,

the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

We know it is the posts that count. We will post...

My forum is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its barrel.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

I will keep my forum clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed.

My forum and myself are the defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.

Yes. fucking fascist. look how dead this site is.
do you see?
fucking ban me if that's what you want.

Half Brewed is for the lols, irrelevant ponderings, asking stupid questions, licking the proverbial butter, whinging, being a general prat. This is NOT a spam forum. HB adheres to nofs-wide rules.

Is my post not irrelevant pondering? Why don't you infract me?

You said that it didn't belong in telecomunicado, valid point taken, I made a clone thread in the right place.



Also, it's half brewed.