http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/-t1.htm any jokes or pranks of the sort Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:50:23 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/empty.gif http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/-t1.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/school-pranks-t151.htm blazer
I will start,
I like to stand behind the doors and block them. When people try to push open doors they walk into them. You have to leave some room for the door to open though, so people think that they can continue, but then your foot stops them.
If you do it right, it is really funny]]> Pranks,Jokes And More Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:50:23 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/school-pranks-t151.htm#468 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/school-pranks-t151.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/boyfreind-and-girlfreind-t52.htm Capn-chronic A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist ... Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:13:49 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/boyfreind-and-girlfreind-t52.htm#88 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/boyfreind-and-girlfreind-t52.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/blonde-mail-t59.htm Capn-chronic A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and ... Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:25:48 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/blonde-mail-t59.htm#95 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/blonde-mail-t59.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/short-joke-t61.htm Capn-chronic Why are pubic hairs curly?
So you don't poke your eye out.]]> Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:30:21 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/short-joke-t61.htm#97 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/short-joke-t61.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/ad-campaigns-gone-wrong-t60.htm Capn-chronic Ad Campaigns Gone Wrong Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea." Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick," a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "manure stick". Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux. The American ... Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:27:32 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/ad-campaigns-gone-wrong-t60.htm#96 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/ad-campaigns-gone-wrong-t60.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/two-scouts-t58.htm Capn-chronic Two Boy Scouts went on a nature hike in the hills, picking hickory nuts along the way. They soon filled their small pails, and started to fill their pockets and shirts. When they could hold no more nuts, they started down the country road until they came across a cemetery. One of the boys decided that would be a good place to stop and rest, and divide out the nuts. The two boys sat in the shade of a large oak tree and unloaded their pockets and buckets, dumping all of the nuts in ... Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:24:46 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/two-scouts-t58.htm#94 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/two-scouts-t58.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/teacher-t57.htm Capn-chronic Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot." The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices." The third man married a school teacher. Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are frigid." The next morning, Dave reports ... Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:22:51 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/teacher-t57.htm#93 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/teacher-t57.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/maria-t56.htm Capn-chronic Maria gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A few weeks later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward. "At least they're finally together." "Excuse me, Father," says one of her sons, "but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?" "I mean her legs." Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:21:32 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/maria-t56.htm#92 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/maria-t56.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/cucumber-t55.htm Capn-chronic Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night -- only to find a cucumber in his hand. "Is THIS", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been using on me for the last 5 years?" "Honey, let me explain..." "Why, you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a -" "Speaking ... Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:20:31 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/cucumber-t55.htm#91 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/cucumber-t55.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/adam-t54.htm Capn-chronic Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely when he decided to ask God a favor. Adam said, "I am lonely. Could you make me a companion to share my life with?" God replied, "What do you have in mind?" Adam said, "I would like a female with beautiful eyes, shiny hair, and soft skin. Someone who will never get tired of me and never argue with me. Someone who I can talk to endlessly about football. You know, someone I will want to be with forever. God said, "Sure, ... Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:18:07 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/adam-t54.htm#90 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/adam-t54.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/when-the-fly-drops-five-inches-t53.htm Capn-chronic A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly, dropping five inches each time. A fish sees it and decides it will jump and catch it when it drops. A bear sees the fish and decides it will get the fish when it jumps. A hunter with a cheese sandwich in his pocket sees the bear and waits for it to go for the fish to shoot it. A mouse sees the cheese sandwich and decides to wait for the hunter to shoot so that the sandwich will fall and he can get it. A cat sees the mouse ... Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:15:23 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/when-the-fly-drops-five-inches-t53.htm#89 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/when-the-fly-drops-five-inches-t53.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/jackasses-t51.htm Capn-chronic For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone!!! Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you DON'T know!!! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is and could I please speak to Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I ... Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:11:57 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/jackasses-t51.htm#87 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/jackasses-t51.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/bad-birdy-t50.htm Capn-chronic A man walked into a pet store and told the owner, "I'd like to buy a parrot, and I want one that has already been trained to speak." "We only have one parrot that's been trained, and he sure does speak up a storm," said the pet store owner. "I have to warn you though, his last owner was a sailor, so this parrot knows a lot of colorful language. We have to keep him in the back because of it." "That's alright," said the man. "I'm sure I can train ... Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:08:06 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/bad-birdy-t50.htm#86 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/bad-birdy-t50.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/pickle-factory-t49.htm Capn-chronic Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?" "Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" His ... Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:07:15 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/pickle-factory-t49.htm#85 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/pickle-factory-t49.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/75-years-t48.htm Capn-chronic A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different ... Pranks,Jokes And More Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:06:03 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/75-years-t48.htm#84 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/75-years-t48.htm http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/solisitors-t20.htm blazer What do you say to those annoying people who call you to sell you scams? Pranks,Jokes And More Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:57:09 GMT http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/solisitors-t20.htm#27 http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/solisitors-t20.htm