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		<title>N.O.F.S</title>
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		<description>Latest topics</description>
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			<title>favorite tv shows</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/moving-pictures-f20/favorite-tv-shows-t70.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue"><strong>what are your favorite tv shows</strong></font>]]></description>
			<category>Moving Pictures</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:01:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/moving-pictures-f20/favorite-tv-shows-t70.htm#128</comments>
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			<title>The Worst?</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/politics-left-right-and-center-f31/the-worst-t99.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>HippieTrippie</dc:creator>
			<description>For all of you living or working in the U.S.A. you know about the last eight years of our History. In November of 2000, Al Gore was elected, by popular vote, the President of the United States of America. However, a &quot;Technical difficulty&quot; involving the counting of votes in the state of Florida created controversy. After months of recounting and deliberation, The Supreme Court of the United States of America awarded the presidency to George W. Bush in a widely accepted bias decision.  ...</description>
			<category>Politics: Left, Right, and Center</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 00:22:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/politics-left-right-and-center-f31/the-worst-t99.htm#313</comments>
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			<title>Americas government is corrupt</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/conspiracy-f36/americas-government-is-corrupt-t155.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>blazer</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Who else agrees?
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I think this becasue
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The 9/11 attacks look to be a set up
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The swine flu and bird flu
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Mpg ratings
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Assassinations
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I can elaborate more if need be]]></description>
			<category>Conspiracy!</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 17:08:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/conspiracy-f36/americas-government-is-corrupt-t155.htm#482</comments>
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			<title>Preferences?</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/toke-up-f48/preferences-t152.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>HippieTrippie</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[One lighter, two, homemade, professional, bong, bowl, blunt, joint, kush, purple haze, space cakes? Get detailed people, descriptions are encouraged. Just basically tell us your favorite set up.
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For me it s pro-made bowl with some purple haze and dueling lighters.]]></description>
			<category>Toke up!</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:19:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/toke-up-f48/preferences-t152.htm#476</comments>
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			<title>Most you've smoked in a single sitting?</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/toke-up-f48/most-you-ve-smoked-in-a-single-sitting-t119.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Sleep Is a Curse</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I've smoked a 1/4 between me and another friend. We were very fucked up. 
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<br />
How about yourselves?]]></description>
			<category>Toke up!</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:40:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/toke-up-f48/most-you-ve-smoked-in-a-single-sitting-t119.htm#356</comments>
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			<title>If you were going to</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/oh-the-humanities-f34/if-you-were-going-to-t107.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue"><strong>If you were going to take over the world how would you go about doing this? Militaristic or economy wise? possibly religious? </strong></font>]]></description>
			<category>Oh the Humanities!</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:25:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/oh-the-humanities-f34/if-you-were-going-to-t107.htm#341</comments>
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			<title>worst experience with drugs</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/better-living-through-chemistry-f6/worst-experience-with-drugs-t34.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue"><strong>what was the worst experience with drugs you have ever had and describe it</strong></font>]]></description>
			<category>Better Living Through Chemistry</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 02:31:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/better-living-through-chemistry-f6/worst-experience-with-drugs-t34.htm#50</comments>
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			<title>School pranks</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/school-pranks-t151.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>blazer</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Any pranks or jokes you can do at school.
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I will start,
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I like to stand behind the doors and block them. When people try to push open doors they walk into them.  You have to leave some room for the door to open though, so people think that they can continue, but then your foot stops them.
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If you do it right, it is really funny]]></description>
			<category>Pranks,Jokes And More</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:50:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/school-pranks-t151.htm#468</comments>
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			<title>corrupt a wish game</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/spurious-generalities-f12/corrupt-a-wish-game-t69.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue"><strong>corrupt a wish game. for those who are not familiar with this game you corrupt the persons wish above you and make your own
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here is an example 
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me: i wish i was a millionaire 
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next person:granted but you lose it all to government taxes and are left with 20 dollars. i wish i could fly..
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and so on</strong></font>]]></description>
			<category>Spurious Generalities</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 06:14:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/spurious-generalities-f12/corrupt-a-wish-game-t69.htm#115</comments>
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			<title>Global warming</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/green-planet-f24/global-warming-t115.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue"><strong>Global warming are we doing it? Or is it a natural cycle?
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I am undecided in the issue</strong></font>]]></description>
			<category>Green Planet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:28:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/green-planet-f24/global-warming-t115.htm#350</comments>
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			<title>stash</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/toke-up-f48/stash-t96.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>blazer</dc:creator>
			<description>tell us where your stash is</description>
			<category>Toke up!</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 22:40:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/toke-up-f48/stash-t96.htm#299</comments>
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			<title>Chicks want sex just as much as guy want sex.</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/sex-and-affection-f4/chicks-want-sex-just-as-much-as-guy-want-sex-t125.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Empire of Revolution</dc:creator>
			<description>Well that's what I think. Most chicks I've met wouldn't have a problem watching a porno. You should try getting some girls to watch a porno with you.</description>
			<category>Sex And Affection</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:59:54 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/sex-and-affection-f4/chicks-want-sex-just-as-much-as-guy-want-sex-t125.htm#372</comments>
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			<title>Game</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/i-found-it-on-the-web-f17/game-t149.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description> </description>
			<category>I Found It On The Web</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:49:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/i-found-it-on-the-web-f17/game-t149.htm#433</comments>
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			<title>Here's a stupid question.</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/half-brewed-f13/here-s-a-stupid-question-t146.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>JoeMama</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Is barely legal barely pedo?
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what if you're like 100 years old and you fucked a 19 year old?]]></description>
			<category>Half Brewed</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:58:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/half-brewed-f13/here-s-a-stupid-question-t146.htm#417</comments>
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			<title>Know it all cunts on Youtube</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/bitch-and-moan-f14/know-it-all-cunts-on-youtube-t95.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Empire of Revolution</dc:creator>
			<description>Who the fuck do those people think they  are?  All they do is just  insult the person that posted the vid. Those cunts should got eat a book.</description>
			<category>Bitch And Moan</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:19:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/bitch-and-moan-f14/know-it-all-cunts-on-youtube-t95.htm#298</comments>
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			<title>If I can't have telcommunications, I call this one!</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/half-brewed-f13/if-i-can-t-have-telcommunications-i-call-this-one-t145.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>JoeMama</dc:creator>
			<description>Not asking for modship, just stealing my own forum:







since you have like a billion different forums, I call this one.



This is my forum



There are many like it, but this one is MINE.



My forum is my best friend. It is my life.



I must master it as I must master my life.



My forum without me is useless. Without my forum, I am useless.



I must post my threads true.



I must post more diligant than my enemy who is trying to kill me.



I must post him before  ...</description>
			<category>Half Brewed</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:48:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/half-brewed-f13/if-i-can-t-have-telcommunications-i-call-this-one-t145.htm#413</comments>
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			<title>10 Steps to Achievement of Excellence</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/self-improvement-f60/10-steps-to-achievement-of-excellence-t142.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>by Clark Staten

During each of our lives, we set within ourselves, patterns that help to determine the success or failure of our efforts. Psychologists tell us that we either consciously or subconsciously write &quot;scripts&quot; for our minds to follow. The content of these &quot;thought processes&quot; is believed to be self- determined and controllable.



Of course, outside influences or stimuli can have some measure of influence on the make-up of these thoughts and beliefs; ultimately  ...</description>
			<category>Self-Improvement</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 10:49:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/self-improvement-f60/10-steps-to-achievement-of-excellence-t142.htm#408</comments>
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			<title>A way back from deep debt: Debtors Anonymous</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/making-money-f59/a-way-back-from-deep-debt-debtors-anonymous-t141.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>Copyright 1986, 1994 by Jerrold Mundis.

All rights reserved.



This file may be distributed freely by electronic means for

nonprofit personal use provided the copyright and rights-reserved 

notice is included and the text is not altered in any way. 

---------------------------------------------------------------- 

(This article originally appeared in *The New York Times

Magazine*, January 5 1986)







A WAY BACK FROM DEEP DEBT:

Debtors Anonymous



by



Jerrold Mundis



It's  ...</description>
			<category>Making Money</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 10:40:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/making-money-f59/a-way-back-from-deep-debt-debtors-anonymous-t141.htm#406</comments>
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			<title>How to make a smoke bomb</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/ka-fucking-boom-f154/how-to-make-a-smoke-bomb-t140.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>(about.com)

The smoke bomb you would purchase from a fireworks store usually is made from potassium chlorate (KClO3 - oxidizer), sugar (sucrose or dextrin - fuel), sodium bicarbonate (otherwise known as baking soda - to moderate the rate of the reaction and keep it from getting too hot), and a powdered organic dye (for colored smoke). When a commercial smoke bomb is burned, the reaction makes white smoke and the heat evaporates the organic dye. Commercial smoke bombs have small holes through  ...</description>
			<category>Ka-Fucking-BOOM!</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 10:21:43 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/ka-fucking-boom-f154/how-to-make-a-smoke-bomb-t140.htm#405</comments>
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			<title>10 Things Every Parent, Teenager &amp;amp; Teacher Should Know About Marijuana by The Family Council on Drug Awareness</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/marijuana-f86/10-things-every-parent-teenager-teacher-should-know-about-marijuana-by-the-family-council-on-drug-awareness-t139.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mulege</dc:creator>
			<description>Reprinted in the public interest without permission from a flyer by the Family Council on Drug Awareness. This flyer is being distributed at public functions such as concerts, school gatherings, trade shows, and craft shows. Any typographic errors, unless noted, are mine. The author of this post has no affiliation with any agency or persons related to this document, and refrains from editorial comment.



&quot;Prohibition... goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a  ...</description>
			<category>Marijuana</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:51:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/marijuana-f86/10-things-every-parent-teenager-teacher-should-know-about-marijuana-by-the-family-council-on-drug-awareness-t139.htm#404</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/marijuana-f86/10-things-every-parent-teenager-teacher-should-know-about-marijuana-by-the-family-council-on-drug-awareness-t139.htm</guid>
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			<title>A Stroke...</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/literary-genius-f53/a-stroke-t138.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>by Michael Mitteer (totse)



A stroke of the quill upon the paper; 

Yet with that simple gesture brought

The mightiest army out of its hiding-

The power of unadulterated thought.



The beginning of a Crusade of Truth

Delivered not by the Sword nor Staff

Yet rather with a single, lone mind…

Not for self, but on posterity’s behalf.



The Reckoning of Reality formed

In the Quiet Rebellion of Solitude

The medium of the future contained

In what the readers may now conclude.



The  ...</description>
			<category>Literary Genius</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/literary-genius-f53/a-stroke-t138.htm#403</comments>
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			<title>100 reasons why Kirk is *better* than Picard</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/science-fiction-f55/100-reasons-why-kirk-is-better-than-picard-t137.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mulege</dc:creator>
			<description>Top One Hundred Reasons Why Captain Kirk is Better Than Captain Picard



100. Kirk is a leader, not a follower.

99. Kirk never really got into that kinky &quot;Jumpsuit&quot; look.

98. Kirk has sex more than once a season.

97. One Word: Hair.

96. Another Word: Pretty-good-looking-can't-see-the-weave-WIG.

95. Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed.

94. Picard is a French man with an English accent.

93. Kirk would date Beverly Crusher -- and damn the consequences!!

92. Kirk never  ...</description>
			<category>Science Fiction</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:33:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/science-fiction-f55/100-reasons-why-kirk-is-better-than-picard-t137.htm#402</comments>
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			<title>100 excuses for leaving work early</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/no-laughing-matter-f54/100-excuses-for-leaving-work-early-t136.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>(totse)



Excuses For Skipping Out Of Work Early

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1. My kids are locked outside.

2. My kids are locked inside.

3. My kids are stuck in the door.

4. I have to help my grandmother bake cookies.

5. I have to help my Aunt Flo in Omaha bake cookies -- she's much better

now and she wants to send thank-you cookies to everyone who came to

see her when she thought she was dying.

6. The Water Department has to read my meter once  ...</description>
			<category>No Laughing Matter</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:16:54 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/no-laughing-matter-f54/100-excuses-for-leaving-work-early-t136.htm#401</comments>
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			<title>Hiku for thought</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/vogon-poetry-the-third-worst-in-the-universe-f8/hiku-for-thought-t128.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mulege</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[ok to put it simply Hiku is Japanease poetry that uses 5 sylables 7 sylables then 5 sylables in that order it can be about anything and DOSE NOT have to Rhyme so good luck and I think I should start.
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In the Nights Darkness
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the Wind howles and sings Deeply
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Never ending noise.
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now anybody else try it's not that hard.]]></description>
			<category>Vogon Poetry- The Third Worst In the Universe</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 07:05:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/vogon-poetry-the-third-worst-in-the-universe-f8/hiku-for-thought-t128.htm#379</comments>
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			<title>Tattoo machine, how to make one, cheap, easy</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/artistic-endeavors-f52/tattoo-machine-how-to-make-one-cheap-easy-t135.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>by Konradus Maximus Us Amillion (totse)

Bored?, to young?, wanna do something cool?, then read this article about how to cheaply, easily and quickly make a tattoo machine, very good if you wanna make some extra cash in prison.



ITEMS

small electrical motor (from a electric toothbrush, hand-held fan etc.

batteries

on/off switch

eraser of the top of a pencil

second from the bottom guitar string

non-electric toothbrush

tape

pen ink

DO AS FOLLOWS

First if you can get a hold  ...</description>
			<category>Artistic Endeavors</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:12:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/artistic-endeavors-f52/tattoo-machine-how-to-make-one-cheap-easy-t135.htm#399</comments>
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			<title>25 Rules of Disinformation: How to Fight Back</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/the-media-industrial-complex-f64/25-rules-of-disinformation-how-to-fight-back-t134.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>by VoxFux

Built upon Thirteen Techniques for Truth Suppression by David Martin, the following may be useful to the initiate in the world of dealing with veiled and half-truth, lies, and suppression of truth when serious crimes are studied in public forums. This, sadly, includes every day news media, one of the worst offenders with respect to being a source of disinformation. Where the crime involves a conspiracy, or a conspiracy to cover up the crime, there will invariably be a disinformation  ...</description>
			<category>The Media-Industrial Complex</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:08:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/the-media-industrial-complex-f64/25-rules-of-disinformation-how-to-fight-back-t134.htm#398</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/the-media-industrial-complex-f64/25-rules-of-disinformation-how-to-fight-back-t134.htm</guid>
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			<title>A Cinderella Story, or A Communist Story?</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/televisionary-film-vidiots-f63/a-cinderella-story-or-a-communist-story-t133.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>by Michael (totse)

Recently I saw &quot;A Cinderella Story&quot; with two associates. The movie was a romantic comedy aimed at a teenage audience. The actors used, the soundtrack and the slang used in the script reflected the film's target audience. The target hit it's aim, at least when I saw it, the vast majority of the audience being teenage girls. It was directed by Mark Rosman.



At first glance the movie was superficial and frivolous. It was about a girl, Samantha whom was trampled  ...</description>
			<category>Televisionary / Film / Vidiots</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:00:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/televisionary-film-vidiots-f63/a-cinderella-story-or-a-communist-story-t133.htm#396</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/televisionary-film-vidiots-f63/a-cinderella-story-or-a-communist-story-t133.htm</guid>
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			<title>A Cinderella Story, or A Communist Story?</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/televisionary-film-vidiots-f63/a-cinderella-story-or-a-communist-story-t132.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>by Michael (totse)

Recently I saw &quot;A Cinderella Story&quot; with two associates. The movie was a romantic comedy aimed at a teenage audience. The actors used, the soundtrack and the slang used in the script reflected the film's target audience. The target hit it's aim, at least when I saw it, the vast majority of the audience being teenage girls. It was directed by Mark Rosman.



At first glance the movie was superficial and frivolous. It was about a girl, Samantha whom was trampled  ...</description>
			<category>Televisionary / Film / Vidiots</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 08:59:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/televisionary-film-vidiots-f63/a-cinderella-story-or-a-communist-story-t132.htm#395</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/televisionary-film-vidiots-f63/a-cinderella-story-or-a-communist-story-t132.htm</guid>
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			<title>The Decline of Society Through Pop Culture</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/but-can-you-dance-to-it-f62/the-decline-of-society-through-pop-culture-t131.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>by Anarchy476 (totse)

The last thirty years or so bore a similar, yet constantly redefined majority-ruled genre of music. This was rock and roll. The rock era began with such people as John Lennon and Jerry Garcia, and with such bands as the Beatles and the Grateful Dead. This marked the &quot;hippie laid back&quot; phase of rock. In the mid-60's to late-70's, we began to see faces like Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmons in bands such as Black Sabbath and Kiss. This remarked a step forward from  ...</description>
			<category>But Can You Dance to It?</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 08:56:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/but-can-you-dance-to-it-f62/the-decline-of-society-through-pop-culture-t131.htm#393</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/but-can-you-dance-to-it-f62/the-decline-of-society-through-pop-culture-t131.htm</guid>
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			<title>boyfreind and girlfreind</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/boyfreind-and-girlfreind-t52.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.



At the register, the pharmacist  ...</description>
			<category>Pranks,Jokes And More</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:13:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/boyfreind-and-girlfreind-t52.htm#88</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/boyfreind-and-girlfreind-t52.htm</guid>
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			<title>List you're favorite Anime</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/anime-f21/list-you-re-favorite-anime-t129.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mulege</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[ok so this is a topic where you can list you're fiavorite anime
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ok my favoirte anime so far is Gundam,Inuasha and the ocasional non americanised anime anyone can find on the net if they look.]]></description>
			<category>Anime</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 07:42:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/anime-f21/list-you-re-favorite-anime-t129.htm#384</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/anime-f21/list-you-re-favorite-anime-t129.htm</guid>
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			<title>favorite books</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/printed-matter-f10/favorite-books-t65.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue"><strong>does anyone have any favorite books or genre </strong></font>]]></description>
			<category>Printed Matter</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:50:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/printed-matter-f10/favorite-books-t65.htm#107</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/printed-matter-f10/favorite-books-t65.htm</guid>
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			<title>Blonde mail</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/blonde-mail-t59.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.



She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.



A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.



As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and  ...</description>
			<category>Pranks,Jokes And More</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:25:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/blonde-mail-t59.htm#95</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/pranksjokes-and-more-f46/blonde-mail-t59.htm</guid>
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			<title>Free porn site</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/sex-and-affection-f4/free-porn-site-t127.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue"><strong><a href="http://www.pichunter.com" target="_blank">www.pichunter.com</a> its always free they update the page everyday</strong></font>]]></description>
			<category>Sex And Affection</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 11:40:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/sex-and-affection-f4/free-porn-site-t127.htm#375</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/sex-and-affection-f4/free-porn-site-t127.htm</guid>
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			<title>101 ways to say no</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/no-laughing-matter-f54/101-ways-to-say-no-t126.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>(totse)

101 EASY WAYS TO SAY NO

I'd love to, but...

1 I have to floss my cat.

2 I've dedicated my life to linguini.

3 I want to spend more time with my blender.

4 the President said he might drop in.

5 the man on television told me to say tuned.

6 I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.

7 I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.

8 it's my parakeet's bowling night.

9 it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.

10 I'm building a pig from a kit.

11  ...</description>
			<category>No Laughing Matter</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 05:16:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/no-laughing-matter-f54/101-ways-to-say-no-t126.htm#374</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/no-laughing-matter-f54/101-ways-to-say-no-t126.htm</guid>
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			<title>Getting files on here</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/about-f50/getting-files-on-here-t124.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue"><strong>Anybody can post text files on here. If we all work together these categories will be filled in no time 
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if you feel like adding some we could use the help you can get them from here <a href="http://totse.danladds.com/en/art/index.html" target="_blank">http://totse.danladds.com/en/art/index.html</a></strong></font>]]></description>
			<category>About</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:09:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/about-f50/getting-files-on-here-t124.htm#369</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/about-f50/getting-files-on-here-t124.htm</guid>
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			<title>what do you do?</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/money-money-money-f7/what-do-you-do-t66.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue"><strong>what do you do for money?</strong></font>]]></description>
			<category>Money Money Money...</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:55:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/money-money-money-f7/what-do-you-do-t66.htm#109</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/money-money-money-f7/what-do-you-do-t66.htm</guid>
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			<title>Making money online.....</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/money-money-money-f7/making-money-online-t101.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>comedy247</dc:creator>
			<description>So many people thing that making money online is A scam. I have an online business I had to pay 400 to start. Made it back in like 5 days. That's not my point though. So many free to join ways to make money.....yes it isn't huge bill gates money. Personally I am far from someone who could walk around and buy anything I want so making money online joining for free is for me. If it's something you want to do to make extra money let me know and we will BUILD. k peace.</description>
			<category>Money Money Money...</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 11:26:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/money-money-money-f7/making-money-online-t101.htm#319</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/money-money-money-f7/making-money-online-t101.htm</guid>
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			<title>masturbation(the joy of whaking it)</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/sex-and-affection-f4/masturbationthe-joy-of-whaking-it-t16.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>blazer</dc:creator>
			<description>share your stories</description>
			<category>Sex And Affection</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:49:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/sex-and-affection-f4/masturbationthe-joy-of-whaking-it-t16.htm#23</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/sex-and-affection-f4/masturbationthe-joy-of-whaking-it-t16.htm</guid>
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			<title>Have any stories?</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/science-of-the-damned-f30/have-any-stories-t118.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>Have any stories of encounters of beings not of this world? whether spiritual or extraterrestrial 



I have one.

when i was 5 i was in the bathtub and i looked to my left and i saw a mist i could see through it but barely it was moving from the closet to the cupboard and stopped halfway it was as tall as me at the time and the mist barely had a humanoid form when it stopped i looked at it for 5 seconds in shock i then screamed at the top of my lungs for my mom it took her 10 seconds to get  ...</description>
			<category>Science of the Damned</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:40:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/science-of-the-damned-f30/have-any-stories-t118.htm#353</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/science-of-the-damned-f30/have-any-stories-t118.htm</guid>
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			<title>Sparkler &amp;quot;bombs&amp;quot;</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/ka-fucking-boom-f27/sparkler-bombs-t117.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>Have you guys ever made one of these? They're amazing. 



Originally posted by Idiosyncrasy.



What you need:

Three or four packs of those really cheap wire sparklers that last for 20 seconds

One roll of electrical tape



Process:

Take out all of the sparklers (the more the merrier) and hold them all together. With one sparkler in the middle of the pack sticking out about three inches, wrap the electrical tape around the sparklers as tight as you can. Use the whole roll and make  ...</description>
			<category>Ka-Fucking-BOOM!</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:35:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/ka-fucking-boom-f27/sparkler-bombs-t117.htm#352</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/ka-fucking-boom-f27/sparkler-bombs-t117.htm</guid>
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			<title>Predictions</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/clean-tech-f26/predictions-t116.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue"><strong>What year do you think it will be by the time we discontinue the use of fossil fuels?
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I am guessing around the year 2030</strong></font>]]></description>
			<category>Clean Tech</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:32:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/clean-tech-f26/predictions-t116.htm#351</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/clean-tech-f26/predictions-t116.htm</guid>
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			<title>10 Steps to achievment of excellence</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/reinvent-yourself-f15/10-steps-to-achievment-of-excellence-t114.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>10 Steps to Achievement of Excellence

by Clark Staten

During each of our lives, we set within ourselves, patterns that help to determine the success or failure of our efforts. Psychologists tell us that we either consciously or subconsciously write &quot;scripts&quot; for our minds to follow. The content of these &quot;thought processes&quot; is believed to be self- determined and controllable.



Of course, outside influences or stimuli can have some measure of influence on the make-up  ...</description>
			<category>Reinvent Yourself</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:26:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/reinvent-yourself-f15/10-steps-to-achievment-of-excellence-t114.htm#349</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/reinvent-yourself-f15/10-steps-to-achievment-of-excellence-t114.htm</guid>
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			<title>Post your latest art</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/art-and-design-f9/post-your-latest-art-t113.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>Anything from doodles to paintings post it here.



Here are a few of mine.





























 </description>
			<category>Art And Design</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:20:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/art-and-design-f9/post-your-latest-art-t113.htm#348</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/art-and-design-f9/post-your-latest-art-t113.htm</guid>
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			<title>this poem made me think of nofs</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/vogon-poetry-the-third-worst-in-the-universe-f8/this-poem-made-me-think-of-nofs-t111.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>originaly by Michael Mitteer this poem made me think of nofs

A stroke of the quill upon the paper; 

Yet with that simple gesture brought

The mightiest army out of its hiding-

The power of unadulterated thought.



The beginning of a Crusade of Truth

Delivered not by the Sword nor Staff

Yet rather with a single, lone mind…

Not for self, but on posterity’s behalf.



The Reckoning of Reality formed

In the Quiet Rebellion of Solitude

The medium of the future contained

In  ...</description>
			<category>Vogon Poetry- The Third Worst In the Universe</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:05:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/vogon-poetry-the-third-worst-in-the-universe-f8/this-poem-made-me-think-of-nofs-t111.htm#346</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/vogon-poetry-the-third-worst-in-the-universe-f8/this-poem-made-me-think-of-nofs-t111.htm</guid>
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			<title>Obama</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/news-of-the-world-f38/obama-t109.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue"><strong>Obama what do you think of him? can he really do all these things he promised?</strong></font>]]></description>
			<category>News of the World</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:57:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/news-of-the-world-f38/obama-t109.htm#344</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/news-of-the-world-f38/obama-t109.htm</guid>
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			<title>The power glove (camera tazer)</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/diy-f43/the-power-glove-camera-tazer-t108.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description>Originally posted by the Rudeboy

___________________________



Following the thread on how to make a taser out of a disposable camera, I will give directions on how to create a poor man's power glove, with claws. Firstly, obtain the following:

1-Leather glove

2-Disposable camera

3-insulated wiring (two individual wires at least 6 to 8 in. long)

4-Duct tape and electrical tape

5-Flathead screwdriver

6-cheap steak knives 

Here is the layout:











So what you will  ...</description>
			<category>DIY</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:54:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/diy-f43/the-power-glove-camera-tazer-t108.htm#343</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/diy-f43/the-power-glove-camera-tazer-t108.htm</guid>
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			<title>Holy... Shit...</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/i-found-it-on-the-web-f17/holy-shit-t91.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>hailtothethief</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[This is such a disturbing video. It's not gross, it's just shocking.
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<a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/55779/" target="_blank">http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/55779/</a>]]></description>
			<category>I Found It On The Web</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:48:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/i-found-it-on-the-web-f17/holy-shit-t91.htm#276</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/i-found-it-on-the-web-f17/holy-shit-t91.htm</guid>
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			<title>2012</title>
			<link>http://nofs.darkbb.com/conspiracy-f36/2012-t106.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Capn-chronic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="blue"><strong>2012 Whats your take on this. Is the world really going to end on 2012?</strong></font>]]></description>
			<category>Conspiracy!</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:22:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://nofs.darkbb.com/conspiracy-f36/2012-t106.htm#340</comments>
			<guid>http://nofs.darkbb.com/conspiracy-f36/2012-t106.htm</guid>
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			<title>META HAS LEFT ZOKLET!</title>
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			<description>This would be the best time to advertise this website on zoklet.</description>
			<category>I Found It On The Web</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 08:04:58 GMT</pubDate>
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